Dinner at Kum and Go

I know it sounds gross, but anyone reading this is probably from or at least has spent some time in Iowa City and knows that Kum and Go is a convenient store and not a porn shop. But anyway, it was still at the very least an unhealthy meal, but delicious and cheap. After a long day of painting Marty and I we're starving, but it was already almost 10 pm and we had about 10 dollars in our pocket. Hence, the meal of Cool Ranch Doritos (whichever ad exec thought of that name was brilliant and deserved whatever prize they gave to the guy/gal who named the Big Mac), 2 wonder meat dogs a piece from the sweaty roller, and Old Milwaukee to wash it all down. For dessert we had a leftover cookie from the wedding we went to on Saturday. One of my wonder meats had cheese penetrating throughout that oozed out after a big bite the other had a smoked hickory sort of feel. Marty said that he had a sort of Jalapeño flavored hot dog and then also the cheesy surprise. So all this and a bag of chips for about 10 bucks. Not too shabby but will definitely make us flabby, I don't know if my sister Abby has ever eaten a 3-course meal at Kum and Go. It would probably make her crabby, like a pissed of calico, Siamese or tabby.